Greetings and salutations, germs! Today’s psychobilly communication emanates from Dimension X! It’s just like our world, but it’s EVIL! Well, actually, it’s just different, but to us it’s EVIL! (Of course, to them, we’re EVIL!) In terms of mutant rock ‘n’ roll, however, we’re basically the same, so we thought we’d substitute our usual programming for this special broadcast from a dimension that’s pure EVIL! Don’t you dare miss it! EVIL!!
After a week off, we’ve dug extra deep to find you some undead rock ‘n’ roll that’s reached peak ripeness! Hold your nose, and turn up the volume, because we’re gonna get messy up in here! Don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got some brand new music from a pair of the greatest psychobilly bands of all time on this week’s episode. Plus some more fantastic new music, as well as a ton of great psychobilly from around this (fuckin’) world. So don’t you dare miss it!
They say that only a few things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, rats, and, of course, psychobillies, because we eat our mandated Uranium-Os every morning! For the rest of you non-mutants, here’s a survival guide to understanding some lifestyle changes you may want to undertake if the lunatics with the funny haircuts in charge of North Korea and the USA continue the way they’ve been going. And for us mutants, it’s a few of our favorite mutant anthems. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Mondays can be murder. At least when you tune in to Psycho Radio, they’re guaranteed to be! Here are another 60 minutes of undead rock ‘n’ roll to make your co-workers a little more palatable. Or at least we can provide the soundtrack to the inevitable killing spree. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Like an electric shock, we’re here to bring you back from the dead as we do at the beginning of every work week. So plug in your headphones, and your co-workers will be screaming “IT’S ALIVE!! IT’S ALIVE!!!” Or, you could have a cup of coffee. But we highly recommend a big dose of psychobilly, and don’t you dare miss it!
Murder, mayhem, and motherfucking hippies is what we present to you this week on Psycho Radio. We’ve got more greasy bad intentions than a biker gang, and more freaks than Barnum & Bailey at the turn of the century. It’s another high-octane episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re digging in those graves again to bring you the best tracks of undead rock ‘n’ roll you can hear anywhere. We’ve got alien invasions, trips to hell, and enough death, dismemberment and mayhem to fulfill all your nightmares. So plug in, turn up, strap on, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s episode 125, and we thought we’d mark the occasion by bringing you a very special two-hour episode featuring one of our host’s very favorite psychobilly bands. We’ve got over 120 minutes of those Motor City Massacring Maniacs, the Koffin Kats! Bringing you tracks from old to new, as well as a surprise or two along the way, it’s a spectacular episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
Psychobilly is like water. It’s essential to life, fish love it, and if you stick your head into it long enough, you’ll grow gills. Well, we’re not scientists, but we’re pretty sure those claims are accurate. Tell you what, play this week’s episode on repeat for a few hours, and if you don’t grow gills, we’ll give you TWICE your money back! That’s a great guarantee, so don’t you dare miss it!
Only on Psycho Radio can you so easily go from rockin’ in the graveyard to rockin’ in the cemetary. We’ve got an hour of the best undead rock ‘n’ roll from around the planet, so don’t you dare miss it!
Are you in need of a vacation from reality? Can’t afford/find psychedelics? Then come for a ride with us! We’ve got psychic phenomena, time travel, phantoms, and trips to hell! It’s as far from your hum-drum Monday reality as we could make it, so don’t you dare miss it!
Monday is no one’s favorite day of the week. Not even the maggots, as we unearth an hour of undead rock n’ roll for you to start each week. Today is no different, as we’ve got twenty slabs of rotten rock for your twisted listening pleasure. So tune in, turn on, drop acid, and don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we bring you a new sound on Psycho Radio. We’ve abandoned the mutants and monsters for a collection of new, happy tunes. It’s going to be all shiny pop stars from here on out! But, then again, as Torr Skoog always tells us, the new thing is nothing.
Howdy folks! Today’s episode is a little bit later than normal due to the annual Family Day hangover, so gather up your mutant kin, light a fire using whatever radioactive material you have kicking around, and crank up this episode, because it’s gotta be heard loud!
This week’s episode of Psycho Radio has tributes to the fallen, and info about benefit shows for those in need. But, don’t fret, it’s not too serious, because it’s still full of songs about nuclear mutants, demons, monsters of all kinds, and even a W.A.S.P. cover! It’s a maniacal episode of Psycho Radio, so hold on to your head, and don’t you dare miss it!
CAN YOU COUNT, MUTANTS? I say this irradiated wasteland is ours. If you can count. Now look what we have before us. We’ve got the Too-Talls standing next to the Waxfaces. We’ve got the Cybermelts right next to the Chupacabras. Nobody is slagging nobody. That, my mutants, is a miracle. And miracles is how things ought to be…
Inauguration? Demonstration? Hell no, we say MUTATION! Get your genes a-shakin’ and a-quakin’ with 59 minutes and 55 seconds of the most DNA-changing rock and roll on the planet! We’ve got the usual dose of the most high test psychobilly in the galaxy. If it got any more psycho in here, then BLAMMO! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! So don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve spent the last seven days down in the lab doing unspeakable experiments. And now this week’s episode of Psycho Radio has burst out of its pupal stage, a horrid monster with acid dripping from its awful fangs and a shocking resistance to both pain and lightning. So, in other words, it’s going to fit in perfectly with its 114 siblings! It’s a putrid mess down here, so don’t you dare miss it!
For the first time in a few weeks, we’re back on schedule. It’s been a wild winter up here in Vancouver, and I think it’s been affecting our brains here at psychoradio.ca By that, I mean that we’re probably even more mental than normal, so it’s the perfect time to book a new episode of Psycho Radio! This week’s episode is extra-psycho, so don’t you dare miss it!
2016 is over! And while we don’t agree that it was worse than any other year (population and fame concentration trends, natch), the end of a calendar year is still cause for celebration and a look back at what we experienced over the last 12 months. So, in that spirit, we’ve got 31 doses of mutant rock ‘n’ roll from the year 2016! And two from 2017)!! So don’t you dare miss it!!!
What’s that you say? You’re having a party? You’re looking for the right soundtrack to keep the mutants you’ve invited satiated? Well, look no further, friend! We’ve got three hours of the best mutant rock ‘n’ roll in the galaxy, just for you to help celebrate this planet’s latest cycle around the sun! It’s a giant party in your ears, so don’t you dare miss it!
It’s the deepest, darkest part of Dismember. Saturnalia approaches us, and thus it must be time for mutant X-mas tunes! It’s our third-annual Christmas special here at Psycho Radio, and we’ve cranked the weirdness to 12, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week on Psycho Radio, we made an effort to dig up a little more rotten meat for your consumptive pleasures. We’re pretty familiar with the pleasures of the flesh around here, and as Saturnalia approaches, it’s time to dig in and gorge yourself, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey folks, it’s December! You can tell because we’ve put the site’s Christmas lights up! But you can’t tell by the content of this week’s Psycho Radio. It’s a dose of the best in mutant rock ‘n’ roll we could track down. So plug your headphones into your gills, crack a can of plutonium and tonic, and don’t you dare miss it!