It’s episode #144! Of course, you all know that 144 is a number known as a gross, so when better to crank up the creepy factor? We’ve got some extra-gross mutant rock ‘n’ roll for you., so don’t you dare miss it! Did we forget any of your creepy favorites? Send us an email, tweet, or facebook message and let us know what we should have included!
August is a time for scorching heat, out of control wildfires, smoke that blots out the sun, and other situations that are reminiscent of a post-nuclear wasteland. So, in other words, perfect weather for more psychobilly! We’ve assembled 59 minutes of music that should only be handled with lead-lined gloves (according to “scientists”) for your listening pleasure, so don’t you dare miss it!
Roll call! Man, there are so many mutants around here, we should rename the podcast “Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.” But, that’s probably copyrighted, so if you wanna commune with your fellow members of Homo Superior, just tune in, turn on, drop out, and don’t you dare miss it!
Hey mutants! We’ve got a new episode completely soaked in toxic waste. It’s sure to give you an extra gill, eye, or toe. So soak it all up like the Pineda sun, and don’t you dare miss it!
Hey folks! We’re kickstarting this week’s episode by bringing you a whole stack of new music. We’ve got songs from 8 different albums released this year! And none of those tracks have appeared on the program before, so strap up your harnesses, put on your helmets, get those cyanide capsules ready, and don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got stacks of new mucus here on Psycho Radio! And some new music too! Join “Shameless” Amos as he takes on a ride through the sinuses of psychobilly! It’s a mutant rock ‘n roll phlegmfest, so don’t you dare miss it!
IT’S CANADA DAY! And since that means that Monday will be a holiday, we thought we’d take the day off. But we didn’t slack our way out of our responsibilities, no! We brought you an enormous episode full of the best mutant rock ‘n’ roll that the Great White North has to offer! It’s almost 3 hours of CANADIAN MUTATION, so don’t you dare miss it, ya hoser!
Whoo, it’s been a scorcher up here! Lots of extra radiation beaming down on us from our yellow dwarf of late. You know that more radiation=more mutants, so it’s a perfect time to dive deep into this week’s episode of Psycho Radio. All your less-informed friends will be unprepared for the mutant apocalypse, so don’t you dare miss it!
Today on Psycho Radio, we’re bringing you more undead rock ‘n’ roll than you could shake a stick at. We’re banging the tombstones, pulling out the shovels, and we’re gonna dig up some rock and roll that will eat your brain! Don’t you dare miss it!
Hello ladies and germs! We’re bringing you 60 minutes of the most twisted mutant rock and roll to make your mama melt into a puddle of muddle in the corner. To make your daddy explode into a tower of rage, and to get your sister pregnant with a squirming, thrashing brood of psychobilly mutants that will one day wreck their way right out of her uterus, hopefully not killing her in the process. But for you, dear listener, we’ve merely got one thing. THE BEST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ON THE PLANET. So don’t you dare miss it!
Today we’re expanding our minds, our time frames, and even our waistlines! Nah, actually, we’ve just collected a stack of our favorite rockabilly and psychobilly bands all doing covers of some fantastic subgenre based musics, starting primarily with punk rock! In today’s 132 minute (!) episode, we’ve also got them doing a bit of goth, a little punk-influenced 80s pop, and the punkest heavy metal band of all time! It’s a killer episode, so DON’T YOU DARE MISS IT! Evil!
Greetings and salutations, germs! Today’s psychobilly communication emanates from Dimension X! It’s just like our world, but it’s EVIL! Well, actually, it’s just different, but to us it’s EVIL! (Of course, to them, we’re EVIL!) In terms of mutant rock ‘n’ roll, however, we’re basically the same, so we thought we’d substitute our usual programming for this special broadcast from a dimension that’s pure EVIL! Don’t you dare miss it! EVIL!!
After a week off, we’ve dug extra deep to find you some undead rock ‘n’ roll that’s reached peak ripeness! Hold your nose, and turn up the volume, because we’re gonna get messy up in here! Don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got some brand new music from a pair of the greatest psychobilly bands of all time on this week’s episode. Plus some more fantastic new music, as well as a ton of great psychobilly from around this (fuckin’) world. So don’t you dare miss it!
They say that only a few things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, rats, and, of course, psychobillies, because we eat our mandated Uranium-Os every morning! For the rest of you non-mutants, here’s a survival guide to understanding some lifestyle changes you may want to undertake if the lunatics with the funny haircuts in charge of North Korea and the USA continue the way they’ve been going. And for us mutants, it’s a few of our favorite mutant anthems. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Mondays can be murder. At least when you tune in to Psycho Radio, they’re guaranteed to be! Here are another 60 minutes of undead rock ‘n’ roll to make your co-workers a little more palatable. Or at least we can provide the soundtrack to the inevitable killing spree. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Like an electric shock, we’re here to bring you back from the dead as we do at the beginning of every work week. So plug in your headphones, and your co-workers will be screaming “IT’S ALIVE!! IT’S ALIVE!!!” Or, you could have a cup of coffee. But we highly recommend a big dose of psychobilly, and don’t you dare miss it!
Murder, mayhem, and motherfucking hippies is what we present to you this week on Psycho Radio. We’ve got more greasy bad intentions than a biker gang, and more freaks than Barnum & Bailey at the turn of the century. It’s another high-octane episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re digging in those graves again to bring you the best tracks of undead rock ‘n’ roll you can hear anywhere. We’ve got alien invasions, trips to hell, and enough death, dismemberment and mayhem to fulfill all your nightmares. So plug in, turn up, strap on, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s episode 125, and we thought we’d mark the occasion by bringing you a very special two-hour episode featuring one of our host’s very favorite psychobilly bands. We’ve got over 120 minutes of those Motor City Massacring Maniacs, the Koffin Kats! Bringing you tracks from old to new, as well as a surprise or two along the way, it’s a spectacular episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
Psychobilly is like water. It’s essential to life, fish love it, and if you stick your head into it long enough, you’ll grow gills. Well, we’re not scientists, but we’re pretty sure those claims are accurate. Tell you what, play this week’s episode on repeat for a few hours, and if you don’t grow gills, we’ll give you TWICE your money back! That’s a great guarantee, so don’t you dare miss it!
Only on Psycho Radio can you so easily go from rockin’ in the graveyard to rockin’ in the cemetary. We’ve got an hour of the best undead rock ‘n’ roll from around the planet, so don’t you dare miss it!
Are you in need of a vacation from reality? Can’t afford/find psychedelics? Then come for a ride with us! We’ve got psychic phenomena, time travel, phantoms, and trips to hell! It’s as far from your hum-drum Monday reality as we could make it, so don’t you dare miss it!
Monday is no one’s favorite day of the week. Not even the maggots, as we unearth an hour of undead rock n’ roll for you to start each week. Today is no different, as we’ve got twenty slabs of rotten rock for your twisted listening pleasure. So tune in, turn on, drop acid, and don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we bring you a new sound on Psycho Radio. We’ve abandoned the mutants and monsters for a collection of new, happy tunes. It’s going to be all shiny pop stars from here on out! But, then again, as Torr Skoog always tells us, the new thing is nothing.