It’s hot-hot-hot up here in British Columbia, as it’s the middle of wildfire season here. And while the fires seem to be a little more under control, all that heat done got up into this here podcast, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey mutants! We’ve got a new episode completely soaked in toxic waste. It’s sure to give you an extra gill, eye, or toe. So soak it all up like the Pineda sun, and don’t you dare miss it!
Hey folks! We’re kickstarting this week’s episode by bringing you a whole stack of new music. We’ve got songs from 8 different albums released this year! And none of those tracks have appeared on the program before, so strap up your harnesses, put on your helmets, get those cyanide capsules ready, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s been 23 months since we did our last “Ladies Rockin’ Tonight” special, which is far too long. So we are making up for lost time by packing part two full of the best female singers in rock and roll history, from yesteryear through today! Don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got stacks of new mucus here on Psycho Radio! And some new music too! Join “Shameless” Amos as he takes on a ride through the sinuses of psychobilly! It’s a mutant rock ‘n roll phlegmfest, so don’t you dare miss it!
BREAKING NEWS: “Shameless” Amos has lost his mind! Well, that actually shouldn’t surprise anyone, but his current state of mental imbalance has made for a very interesting episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
IT’S CANADA DAY! And since that means that Monday will be a holiday, we thought we’d take the day off. But we didn’t slack our way out of our responsibilities, no! We brought you an enormous episode full of the best mutant rock ‘n’ roll that the Great White North has to offer! It’s almost 3 hours of CANADIAN MUTATION, so don’t you dare miss it, ya hoser!
You ever notice how much rockabilly songs, singers and fans all refer to each other as “cats”? When we noticed yesterday,we almost fell off our stools! So, in exploration of this idea, we’re cuddling up with our favorite kitties, and bringing a whole episode of cats and kittens to you. The internet apparently loves cats, so don’t you dare miss it!
Whoo, it’s been a scorcher up here! Lots of extra radiation beaming down on us from our yellow dwarf of late. You know that more radiation=more mutants, so it’s a perfect time to dive deep into this week’s episode of Psycho Radio. All your less-informed friends will be unprepared for the mutant apocalypse, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey, it’s everybody’s favorite hillbilly podcast! Sorry for the long delays, but we needed to recharge the old batteries. And recharge we have! We’re bringing you an hour of the very best honky-tonk around, and Amos has a crazy idea for a new holiday! So don’t you dare miss it!
Today on Psycho Radio, we’re bringing you more undead rock ‘n’ roll than you could shake a stick at. We’re banging the tombstones, pulling out the shovels, and we’re gonna dig up some rock and roll that will eat your brain! Don’t you dare miss it!
It must be Thursday, because we’re here to bring you some killer slabs of rock ‘n’ roll wildness to help you make it to the end of your work week. We’ve got an hour of tunes designed to make it through to that tantalizing slice of freedom known as “the weekend.” So crank it up, and have yourself a ball!
Hello ladies and germs! We’re bringing you 60 minutes of the most twisted mutant rock and roll to make your mama melt into a puddle of muddle in the corner. To make your daddy explode into a tower of rage, and to get your sister pregnant with a squirming, thrashing brood of psychobilly mutants that will one day wreck their way right out of her uterus, hopefully not killing her in the process. But for you, dear listener, we’ve merely got one thing. THE BEST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ON THE PLANET. So don’t you dare miss it!
At the risk of sounding like a K-Tel commercial, we’re bringing you the very best rock ‘n’ roll songs ever recorded! This week, we’ve stacked it with some of your favorite tracks by some of the greatest musicians of all time! It’s like an All-Star Game of Rock ‘n’ Roll! Don’t ya dare miss it!!
Today we’re expanding our minds, our time frames, and even our waistlines! Nah, actually, we’ve just collected a stack of our favorite rockabilly and psychobilly bands all doing covers of some fantastic subgenre based musics, starting primarily with punk rock! In today’s 132 minute (!) episode, we’ve also got them doing a bit of goth, a little punk-influenced 80s pop, and the punkest heavy metal band of all time! It’s a killer episode, so DON’T YOU DARE MISS IT! Evil!
This week on Good Rockin’ Tonight, it feels like it’s your birthday. And we brought you the gift of ROCK ‘N ROLL! We know you’re gonna like it, and it’s just your size! So eat your cake, throw the wrapper to the side, and dig it, and DON’T YOU DARE MISS IT!
Greetings and salutations, germs! Today’s psychobilly communication emanates from Dimension X! It’s just like our world, but it’s EVIL! Well, actually, it’s just different, but to us it’s EVIL! (Of course, to them, we’re EVIL!) In terms of mutant rock ‘n’ roll, however, we’re basically the same, so we thought we’d substitute our usual programming for this special broadcast from a dimension that’s pure EVIL! Don’t you dare miss it! EVIL!!
After a week off, we’ve dug extra deep to find you some undead rock ‘n’ roll that’s reached peak ripeness! Hold your nose, and turn up the volume, because we’re gonna get messy up in here! Don’t you dare miss it!
After an over two week hiatus, we’re back with a new episode of Good Rockin’ Tonight, and we’ve packed it front to back with some great rockin’ tunes. So don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got some brand new music from a pair of the greatest psychobilly bands of all time on this week’s episode. Plus some more fantastic new music, as well as a ton of great psychobilly from around this (fuckin’) world. So don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re bringing you an hour of the hottest rock and roll platters we can find. It’s hot enough to cook an egg on this here podcast! If you could figure out where to stick the pan, that is. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Today, we’ve got heaps of new music for you! We’re gonna bring you some platters so fresh, that you could serve them as salad! Tune in, turn up, and have a good time, and don’t you dare miss it!
They say that only a few things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, rats, and, of course, psychobillies, because we eat our mandated Uranium-Os every morning! For the rest of you non-mutants, here’s a survival guide to understanding some lifestyle changes you may want to undertake if the lunatics with the funny haircuts in charge of North Korea and the USA continue the way they’ve been going. And for us mutants, it’s a few of our favorite mutant anthems. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!