This week we have a jam-packed episode, with more news than Rupert Murdoch, an advance tease of an upcoming album, and of course the best psychobilly the planet has to offer! So don’t you dare miss it!
Boy Howdy! It’s a scorcher out there! All this heat is frying my brain. Or maybe it’s not from the summer, it’s from the scorching hot tracks we’ve pulled together for this week’s episode of Good Rockin’ Tonight! You can fry an egg on this one, so don’t you dare miss it! See you in two weeks!
Welcome to a carnival of carvery, a sideshow of satanism, and a midway of horrible mutation! Everybody’s favorite dose of undead rock ‘n’ roll has reared its deformed head once again, and even your granny is getting in on the fun. So pull up a cold one, crack a chair over somebody’s head, and whatever you do, don’t you dare miss it!
Whoo, it’s a late one this week! We’ve got a pot of coffee (six pack of beer, actually) on the go and we’re rip-raring (half cut, actually), and you’re reaping all the benefits! (that part’s true!) So turn up your speakers, shake out your cares. and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s episode #144! Of course, you all know that 144 is a number known as a gross, so when better to crank up the creepy factor? We’ve got some extra-gross mutant rock ‘n’ roll for you., so don’t you dare miss it! Did we forget any of your creepy favorites? Send us an email, tweet, or facebook message and let us know what we should have included!
It’s been a bit quiet here at Settin’ The Woods on Fire lately. We’ve missed an episode or two. But we’re back with our biggest episode ever! It’s “Shameless” Amos’ 40th birthday, so he’s invited Chris Parson, one of his oldest friends, to bring in songs for an episode we’re calling “40 for 40!” It’s almost three hours of weird stories and great music, including our introduction to the wild world of Norwegian country, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week on Good Rockin’ Tonight, we’re not looking around the world for rock ‘n’ roll, because we’ve found it right here at home! It’s an hour of the best that the Lower Mainland has to offer! We’ve got the shakin’est sounds from the Strait of Juan de Fuca to the shadows of Mount Baker all collected in one place for you, so don’t you dare miss it!
August is a time for scorching heat, out of control wildfires, smoke that blots out the sun, and other situations that are reminiscent of a post-nuclear wasteland. So, in other words, perfect weather for more psychobilly! We’ve assembled 59 minutes of music that should only be handled with lead-lined gloves (according to “scientists”) for your listening pleasure, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey folks! We’re coming at you a few days late, but never fear, we’ve got an hour of some amazing tunes to put the wiggle in your hips and the kisses on your lips. It’s a fantastic episode of Good Rockin’ Tonight, so don’t you dare miss it!
Roll call! Man, there are so many mutants around here, we should rename the podcast “Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters.” But, that’s probably copyrighted, so if you wanna commune with your fellow members of Homo Superior, just tune in, turn on, drop out, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s hot-hot-hot up here in British Columbia, as it’s the middle of wildfire season here. And while the fires seem to be a little more under control, all that heat done got up into this here podcast, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey mutants! We’ve got a new episode completely soaked in toxic waste. It’s sure to give you an extra gill, eye, or toe. So soak it all up like the Pineda sun, and don’t you dare miss it!
Hey folks! We’re kickstarting this week’s episode by bringing you a whole stack of new music. We’ve got songs from 8 different albums released this year! And none of those tracks have appeared on the program before, so strap up your harnesses, put on your helmets, get those cyanide capsules ready, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s been 23 months since we did our last “Ladies Rockin’ Tonight” special, which is far too long. So we are making up for lost time by packing part two full of the best female singers in rock and roll history, from yesteryear through today! Don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got stacks of new mucus here on Psycho Radio! And some new music too! Join “Shameless” Amos as he takes on a ride through the sinuses of psychobilly! It’s a mutant rock ‘n roll phlegmfest, so don’t you dare miss it!
BREAKING NEWS: “Shameless” Amos has lost his mind! Well, that actually shouldn’t surprise anyone, but his current state of mental imbalance has made for a very interesting episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
IT’S CANADA DAY! And since that means that Monday will be a holiday, we thought we’d take the day off. But we didn’t slack our way out of our responsibilities, no! We brought you an enormous episode full of the best mutant rock ‘n’ roll that the Great White North has to offer! It’s almost 3 hours of CANADIAN MUTATION, so don’t you dare miss it, ya hoser!
You ever notice how much rockabilly songs, singers and fans all refer to each other as “cats”? When we noticed yesterday,we almost fell off our stools! So, in exploration of this idea, we’re cuddling up with our favorite kitties, and bringing a whole episode of cats and kittens to you. The internet apparently loves cats, so don’t you dare miss it!
Whoo, it’s been a scorcher up here! Lots of extra radiation beaming down on us from our yellow dwarf of late. You know that more radiation=more mutants, so it’s a perfect time to dive deep into this week’s episode of Psycho Radio. All your less-informed friends will be unprepared for the mutant apocalypse, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey, it’s everybody’s favorite hillbilly podcast! Sorry for the long delays, but we needed to recharge the old batteries. And recharge we have! We’re bringing you an hour of the very best honky-tonk around, and Amos has a crazy idea for a new holiday! So don’t you dare miss it!
Today on Psycho Radio, we’re bringing you more undead rock ‘n’ roll than you could shake a stick at. We’re banging the tombstones, pulling out the shovels, and we’re gonna dig up some rock and roll that will eat your brain! Don’t you dare miss it!
It must be Thursday, because we’re here to bring you some killer slabs of rock ‘n’ roll wildness to help you make it to the end of your work week. We’ve got an hour of tunes designed to make it through to that tantalizing slice of freedom known as “the weekend.” So crank it up, and have yourself a ball!
Hello ladies and germs! We’re bringing you 60 minutes of the most twisted mutant rock and roll to make your mama melt into a puddle of muddle in the corner. To make your daddy explode into a tower of rage, and to get your sister pregnant with a squirming, thrashing brood of psychobilly mutants that will one day wreck their way right out of her uterus, hopefully not killing her in the process. But for you, dear listener, we’ve merely got one thing. THE BEST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ON THE PLANET. So don’t you dare miss it!