Greetings and salutations, germs! Today’s psychobilly communication emanates from Dimension X! It’s just like our world, but it’s EVIL! Well, actually, it’s just different, but to us it’s EVIL! (Of course, to them, we’re EVIL!) In terms of mutant rock ‘n’ roll, however, we’re basically the same, so we thought we’d substitute our usual programming for this special broadcast from a dimension that’s pure EVIL! Don’t you dare miss it! EVIL!!
After a week off, we’ve dug extra deep to find you some undead rock ‘n’ roll that’s reached peak ripeness! Hold your nose, and turn up the volume, because we’re gonna get messy up in here! Don’t you dare miss it!
After an over two week hiatus, we’re back with a new episode of Good Rockin’ Tonight, and we’ve packed it front to back with some great rockin’ tunes. So don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got some brand new music from a pair of the greatest psychobilly bands of all time on this week’s episode. Plus some more fantastic new music, as well as a ton of great psychobilly from around this (fuckin’) world. So don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re bringing you an hour of the hottest rock and roll platters we can find. It’s hot enough to cook an egg on this here podcast! If you could figure out where to stick the pan, that is. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Today, we’ve got heaps of new music for you! We’re gonna bring you some platters so fresh, that you could serve them as salad! Tune in, turn up, and have a good time, and don’t you dare miss it!
They say that only a few things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, rats, and, of course, psychobillies, because we eat our mandated Uranium-Os every morning! For the rest of you non-mutants, here’s a survival guide to understanding some lifestyle changes you may want to undertake if the lunatics with the funny haircuts in charge of North Korea and the USA continue the way they’ve been going. And for us mutants, it’s a few of our favorite mutant anthems. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Our host has returned from the world’s biggest rockabilly party, and he’s raring to bring you some more great rockabilly to keep you swinging and flinging into the weekend. So plug in and turn it up, because it’s a hot one!
Mondays can be murder. At least when you tune in to Psycho Radio, they’re guaranteed to be! Here are another 60 minutes of undead rock ‘n’ roll to make your co-workers a little more palatable. Or at least we can provide the soundtrack to the inevitable killing spree. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Today is 4/20, so more than any other day, here’s what we have to say: Get the stinky fumes of that noxious weed away from my greasy hair, hippie! Everyone knows that hippies and rockabillies are natural enemies, like garlic & ice cream. So if you hear a drum circle anywhere near you today, here’s an hour of great tunes to TURN UP LOUD and drown it out! Don’t you dare miss it!
Like an electric shock, we’re here to bring you back from the dead as we do at the beginning of every work week. So plug in your headphones, and your co-workers will be screaming “IT’S ALIVE!! IT’S ALIVE!!!” Or, you could have a cup of coffee. But we highly recommend a big dose of psychobilly, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s time to turn up the twang once again. More mandolin than you can shake a stick at, banjos out the wazoo, and pedal steel until you’re up to your eyeballs. In other words, an hour of Settin’ The Woods On Fire, so don’t you dare miss it!
Even though our intrepid host is off face down in the world’s biggest rockabilly party, he’s left us an hour of great rockabilly so that no one starts getting the DTs (or whatever rockabilly withdrawl looks like. I’m sure it’s not pretty.) So, turn up the volume and don’t you dare miss it!
Murder, mayhem, and motherfucking hippies is what we present to you this week on Psycho Radio. We’ve got more greasy bad intentions than a biker gang, and more freaks than Barnum & Bailey at the turn of the century. It’s another high-octane episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
We’re only 9 days away from the world’s biggest rockabilly party (now entering its twentieth year), and that means only one thing around here: We’ve gotta assemble music by all the bands that will be providing the rockin’ soundtrack to Sin City. It’s our annual preview special to help you figure out how many bands you NEED (not want) to check out while you’re there. It’s our guide to the ultimate rock ‘n’ roll vacation, and if you’re not going, we’ve got four hours of great music, so either way, don’t you dare miss it!!
This week, we’re digging in those graves again to bring you the best tracks of undead rock ‘n’ roll you can hear anywhere. We’ve got alien invasions, trips to hell, and enough death, dismemberment and mayhem to fulfill all your nightmares. So plug in, turn up, strap on, and don’t you dare miss it!
We’re exactly 14 days away from the start of the world’s biggest rockabilly party in Las Vegas, so what better way to get the motor warmed up than with Good Rockin’ Tonight? We’ve got an hour that feels as good as winning at the slots, so don’t you dare miss it!
It’s episode 125, and we thought we’d mark the occasion by bringing you a very special two-hour episode featuring one of our host’s very favorite psychobilly bands. We’ve got over 120 minutes of those Motor City Massacring Maniacs, the Koffin Kats! Bringing you tracks from old to new, as well as a surprise or two along the way, it’s a spectacular episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re paying tribute to the life and career of one of the all-time greatest rock ‘n’ rollers who ever lived. It’s an hour of thanks to Chuck Berry.
Psychobilly is like water. It’s essential to life, fish love it, and if you stick your head into it long enough, you’ll grow gills. Well, we’re not scientists, but we’re pretty sure those claims are accurate. Tell you what, play this week’s episode on repeat for a few hours, and if you don’t grow gills, we’ll give you TWICE your money back! That’s a great guarantee, so don’t you dare miss it!
1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready…. How else could we start off episode number 123? And how else could we follow it up but with an hour of the best damned rock ‘n’ roll in the planet’s history? We’re rockin’ and rollin’ down to the Princeton Pub tomorrow for the Marine Club anniversary show, so don’t you dare miss it!
The calendar has reached the thirteenth, and that means it’s time for Settin’ The Woods on Fire. “Dirty” Dan has brought some western, “Shameless” Amos brought some hillbilly, and they’ve made you up a mess of twangy stew! So loosen your belt, take off your white shirt, and grab an extra stack of napkins, but don’t you dare miss it!
Only on Psycho Radio can you so easily go from rockin’ in the graveyard to rockin’ in the cemetary. We’ve got an hour of the best undead rock ‘n’ roll from around the planet, so don’t you dare miss it!
This week’s episode features some brand new music from this year, a tribute to a great early Canadian rocker, and the best rock and roll that one hour can contain, so don’t you dare miss it!
Are you in need of a vacation from reality? Can’t afford/find psychedelics? Then come for a ride with us! We’ve got psychic phenomena, time travel, phantoms, and trips to hell! It’s as far from your hum-drum Monday reality as we could make it, so don’t you dare miss it!