Whoo, it’s been a scorcher up here! Lots of extra radiation beaming down on us from our yellow dwarf of late. You know that more radiation=more mutants, so it’s a perfect time to dive deep into this week’s episode of Psycho Radio. All your less-informed friends will be unprepared for the mutant apocalypse, so don’t you dare miss it!
Hey, it’s everybody’s favorite hillbilly podcast! Sorry for the long delays, but we needed to recharge the old batteries. And recharge we have! We’re bringing you an hour of the very best honky-tonk around, and Amos has a crazy idea for a new holiday! So don’t you dare miss it!
Today on Psycho Radio, we’re bringing you more undead rock ‘n’ roll than you could shake a stick at. We’re banging the tombstones, pulling out the shovels, and we’re gonna dig up some rock and roll that will eat your brain! Don’t you dare miss it!
It must be Thursday, because we’re here to bring you some killer slabs of rock ‘n’ roll wildness to help you make it to the end of your work week. We’ve got an hour of tunes designed to make it through to that tantalizing slice of freedom known as “the weekend.” So crank it up, and have yourself a ball!
Hello ladies and germs! We’re bringing you 60 minutes of the most twisted mutant rock and roll to make your mama melt into a puddle of muddle in the corner. To make your daddy explode into a tower of rage, and to get your sister pregnant with a squirming, thrashing brood of psychobilly mutants that will one day wreck their way right out of her uterus, hopefully not killing her in the process. But for you, dear listener, we’ve merely got one thing. THE BEST ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ON THE PLANET. So don’t you dare miss it!
At the risk of sounding like a K-Tel commercial, we’re bringing you the very best rock ‘n’ roll songs ever recorded! This week, we’ve stacked it with some of your favorite tracks by some of the greatest musicians of all time! It’s like an All-Star Game of Rock ‘n’ Roll! Don’t ya dare miss it!!
Today we’re expanding our minds, our time frames, and even our waistlines! Nah, actually, we’ve just collected a stack of our favorite rockabilly and psychobilly bands all doing covers of some fantastic subgenre based musics, starting primarily with punk rock! In today’s 132 minute (!) episode, we’ve also got them doing a bit of goth, a little punk-influenced 80s pop, and the punkest heavy metal band of all time! It’s a killer episode, so DON’T YOU DARE MISS IT! Evil!
This week on Good Rockin’ Tonight, it feels like it’s your birthday. And we brought you the gift of ROCK ‘N ROLL! We know you’re gonna like it, and it’s just your size! So eat your cake, throw the wrapper to the side, and dig it, and DON’T YOU DARE MISS IT!
Greetings and salutations, germs! Today’s psychobilly communication emanates from Dimension X! It’s just like our world, but it’s EVIL! Well, actually, it’s just different, but to us it’s EVIL! (Of course, to them, we’re EVIL!) In terms of mutant rock ‘n’ roll, however, we’re basically the same, so we thought we’d substitute our usual programming for this special broadcast from a dimension that’s pure EVIL! Don’t you dare miss it! EVIL!!
After a week off, we’ve dug extra deep to find you some undead rock ‘n’ roll that’s reached peak ripeness! Hold your nose, and turn up the volume, because we’re gonna get messy up in here! Don’t you dare miss it!
After an over two week hiatus, we’re back with a new episode of Good Rockin’ Tonight, and we’ve packed it front to back with some great rockin’ tunes. So don’t you dare miss it!
We’ve got some brand new music from a pair of the greatest psychobilly bands of all time on this week’s episode. Plus some more fantastic new music, as well as a ton of great psychobilly from around this (fuckin’) world. So don’t you dare miss it!
This week, we’re bringing you an hour of the hottest rock and roll platters we can find. It’s hot enough to cook an egg on this here podcast! If you could figure out where to stick the pan, that is. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Today, we’ve got heaps of new music for you! We’re gonna bring you some platters so fresh, that you could serve them as salad! Tune in, turn up, and have a good time, and don’t you dare miss it!
They say that only a few things will survive a nuclear war. Cockroaches, rats, and, of course, psychobillies, because we eat our mandated Uranium-Os every morning! For the rest of you non-mutants, here’s a survival guide to understanding some lifestyle changes you may want to undertake if the lunatics with the funny haircuts in charge of North Korea and the USA continue the way they’ve been going. And for us mutants, it’s a few of our favorite mutant anthems. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Our host has returned from the world’s biggest rockabilly party, and he’s raring to bring you some more great rockabilly to keep you swinging and flinging into the weekend. So plug in and turn it up, because it’s a hot one!
Mondays can be murder. At least when you tune in to Psycho Radio, they’re guaranteed to be! Here are another 60 minutes of undead rock ‘n’ roll to make your co-workers a little more palatable. Or at least we can provide the soundtrack to the inevitable killing spree. Either way, don’t you dare miss it!
Today is 4/20, so more than any other day, here’s what we have to say: Get the stinky fumes of that noxious weed away from my greasy hair, hippie! Everyone knows that hippies and rockabillies are natural enemies, like garlic & ice cream. So if you hear a drum circle anywhere near you today, here’s an hour of great tunes to TURN UP LOUD and drown it out! Don’t you dare miss it!
Like an electric shock, we’re here to bring you back from the dead as we do at the beginning of every work week. So plug in your headphones, and your co-workers will be screaming “IT’S ALIVE!! IT’S ALIVE!!!” Or, you could have a cup of coffee. But we highly recommend a big dose of psychobilly, and don’t you dare miss it!
It’s time to turn up the twang once again. More mandolin than you can shake a stick at, banjos out the wazoo, and pedal steel until you’re up to your eyeballs. In other words, an hour of Settin’ The Woods On Fire, so don’t you dare miss it!
Even though our intrepid host is off face down in the world’s biggest rockabilly party, he’s left us an hour of great rockabilly so that no one starts getting the DTs (or whatever rockabilly withdrawl looks like. I’m sure it’s not pretty.) So, turn up the volume and don’t you dare miss it!
Murder, mayhem, and motherfucking hippies is what we present to you this week on Psycho Radio. We’ve got more greasy bad intentions than a biker gang, and more freaks than Barnum & Bailey at the turn of the century. It’s another high-octane episode, so don’t you dare miss it!
We’re only 9 days away from the world’s biggest rockabilly party (now entering its twentieth year), and that means only one thing around here: We’ve gotta assemble music by all the bands that will be providing the rockin’ soundtrack to Sin City. It’s our annual preview special to help you figure out how many bands you NEED (not want) to check out while you’re there. It’s our guide to the ultimate rock ‘n’ roll vacation, and if you’re not going, we’ve got four hours of great music, so either way, don’t you dare miss it!!
This week, we’re digging in those graves again to bring you the best tracks of undead rock ‘n’ roll you can hear anywhere. We’ve got alien invasions, trips to hell, and enough death, dismemberment and mayhem to fulfill all your nightmares. So plug in, turn up, strap on, and don’t you dare miss it!